MelanieLynskey

Blaine, Laura, and the Twins.. this is Emmas real boyfriend. Thank you for being really cool supportive people. You guys stood out as very kind souls. I wish you all the best. I know Emma loves you all. Hayden.

Emma Ill definitely help you with the sheep because I am not really Jewish. I just have a good credit score. Tell em Emma. My mother just looks Jewish.

Hey its actually Hayden, when you win this Emma, youre owed a bangin foot massage. One of those eye rolling ones you get. Keep it up baby grill

Emma you got this. I've seen your legs. Them bitches are TONED. You're the baddest bitch in the fish tank house, and I'm very proud of how far you've come. I... Hayden... am your biggest fan. Not an unemployed guy on Binx's discord. GET IT BONKY!

Emma you dont need delta 8 anymore, I dont wanna spoil it. But I got you some REALLY good shit. H

Emma, Remember when we walked aimlessly looking for that record? That was the longest walk you've ever done, you got this. Get this woman some delta 8 and a fireball shooter. She'll walk forever. Love you queen! H

Emma we've been on very big walks before, you got this shit girl. You're a walking god. Just pretend we're going to insomnia and there's a red velvet cookie waiting for you at the end of this walk.

Emma I love you, Hayden. I wish I could be there for you bookie.

Hey Emma. Its your Jewish stud, are you eliminated or is that just your job tho?

good morning Emma, its your boyfriend. Have you slept on working for Jet for the rest of the show? Love, Hayden.

youre doing really good Emma. Youre very resilient and I think the recent challenges have really suited you. Take it easy today bonky. Everything is okay. Love you

It is me. I miss you a whole lot. Get your chicken Alfredo queen. Im happy you got to meet your hero Alex B. I have quite the homecoming ready, but youre doing good. Keep it up, Im proud of you.

Hi booky, its Hayden. Are you gonna be a freeloader if you get eliminated? Love youuuu

Hi Emma, its your actual boyfriend. I did write those faggy things. I was just sad to see you cry earlier and was trying to support you the best I could. But I trust you to know what your comfortable with. Youre a smart girl. I love you Emma

Emma that very upsetting for your jewish hunk. Feet are fine, show them toes. Have respect for yourself and your man please queen. The chest will be a little far for me bookie. You're man that does the dishes and gets you sweet treats

What happened to not compromising your morals emma? You're better than that Em. Dont give people goon bate please. Hayden your boyfriend who did shrooms with you.

Emma I said no tits and ass girl, don't go breaking my heart. I'll send you fortune cookies to keep your shirt on pookie

Emma it's Hayden again. Dont worry about the L, Im very proud of you for hiding in a suitcase booky. As for Emma and Midge, remember why you did this show... for you. For Emma. Love yourself queen, you'll still be the same amazing you after the show

Emma your boyfriend Hayden. The real deal. The deadlock god, film dropout, amateur stand up comedian, monual laborer has seen everything. Im watching all night. Love you pookie!

Emma it's your boyfriend again, dont listen to them. I think you're beautiful inside and out. And when you win, I'm going to absolutely lay waste to that ass. Get it bonky you got this shit, do it for your man Skibidiah

Emma it's H again, you got this shit queen lock in. I'll forgive anything that's not tits and ass, go crazy with it

Emma this is H, your real boyfriend. Hang in there, it's hard to see you struggle but you have my full support. Remember I'm watching you and Im in your corner. Love you bonky

Melenie Lynskey here. Emma you look so sad? Whats got you down queen?

If Melanie Lynskey came to the house I'd unfortunately have to use jewish magic and mog James Drake for touching my woman. Emma is loyal and so is Midge. I love and trust my jewish queen. She's my dick whipped Shiska. Love you Emma

Emma your man is watching, such a thirsty thirsty boy. Bring home a jar of your third of the hot tub. Love you queen, from Melanie Lynskey.

Emma tell us more of your tumultuous mushroom stories

I don't think your busted Emma, Melanie Lynskey is gonna glaze you like a donut when you get home. TTS'r get a sub par hottub stream. Emma's boyfriend Skibidiah gets the real thing. Suck it chuds, bonky is mine.

Melanie Lynskey here. Emma you don't listen to bad brains, your boyfriend does. If youre gonna do a hot tub stream, put respect on his name and his bomb ass music taste

Happy Birthday queeeeeen. From yours truly, Melanie Lynskey. Keep it up your doing great, proud of you bonky

No silly, Im sitting with your Jew right now. Me him and a real lava lamp. Hes said hes gonna buy you a tattoo when you get home too. We dont use tik tok, were Orthodox Jews in Milwaukee now. Melanie lynsky out. Love you girl

Melanie Lynskey can confirm, he got you a lava lamp. Its right next to Elmer your Jewish son. Youre doing so good queen.

Emma its Melanie Lynskey. Youre hot mom crush from Castle Rock. I heard you had a rough night and I just wanted to let you know everything is okay queen. Theres nothing to worry about out here, you just keep slaying Ill see you when you get out

Emma this is your jewish king checking in with you. I'm with our sons gorlock and cake. What's wrong?

Its me Emma, your beloved. Im done with TTS for a while now so anyone pretending to be me is actually bitchless. I am being sent away to manditory military service in israel. I miss you emma and will most likely get blown up by an IED Love you

Emma this is Hayden again. I love you to death, you're the love of my life. But god damn, I expected way more from you on a computer. I feel jewish shame. It's okay you can stay unemployed after the show and I'll buy you a helmet.

When you're out of the house Emma, Im gonna shower you with gummies and white cheddar snacks. I dont care that theyre not kosher.

Emma is the best fortnite duo partner I've ever had. When you get home Hayden's gonna shower you in vbucks and jewish seed

This is really is him Emma's jewish man. Do not deny me my birth right. My birth right in life is to lay pipe, make big dick money, and make Emma give birth to jewish prophets. Bam if you touch my woman I'll do a pop shove it over you

This is really him. I am the big vascular jewish massiah of milwaukee. Emma and I will have little kosher babies named Gort and Bort. And we'll use Jet Nepstein's money for a sheep farm in israel. Emma is mine and i get to lay jewish pipe with pookie

Hayden will jew mog on every man in the fishtank house, as well as every basement dweller in chat. I will use jewish magic to curse you all with erectile disfunction. Emma is my shiska, my second favorite only after my good friend benny net

This is Hayden, we have a jewish son named elmer. I really am gonna shabop shalom all over myself. I miss my baddy shiska. I'm also going to piss and cum on those plushies. I got the mangum jewish dong

Emma this is your jewish boyfriend Hayden, if you win the money I'm gonna shabop shalom all over you. Also did you just eat kratom? 9 months before Hannukuah. Also I hope you enjoy your 300 dollar plushie. I bring shame to israel

Emma, This is Captain Chunk. This has been so disappointing and upsetting. It makes me a very sad pirate.

Everybody has barnacles in the foreskin. It makes the captain uncomfortable. ARGHnooooo

Emma did you get Captain Chunks Letter? This is him. The Captain. ARGH slur slur slur slur

ARGH, Captain Chunk hates JD, he needs to be thrown overboard for crimes against funny! Captain Chunk hopes Emma has a good night and goodluck ARGH

Captain Chunk wants the unfunny ones keelhauled! I've laughed more at sunken ships and dead whores than I have at JD

Argh it's me Captain Chunk, and I see all on the seven seas. I'm watching you, emma, dont get scurvy from the fake muslim white guy ARGH