Aryeh

This is Are-Yay. I have an IDF missile aimed at the Fishtank house that I will fire unless Bongo can sing all of the lyrics she remembers to Keeper of the Reaper from Billy and Mandy.

Hey Beth, this is Are-Yay. I know we've had our differences in the past, but I hold one of your stox now. So I ask: if I entered the house right now, would you give me that hug that Ben turned down?

Emma, this is Are-Yay. I've already chosen thw twins as the target of my simping. But out of curiosity, if I asked you out, would you date me, friend zone me, or ignore me entirely?

This is a question for the ladybug twins. If Are-Yay from Season Four asked you out, would you say yes, friend zone him, or ignore him entirely?

This is a quesiton for Emma. If Are-Yay from Fishtank Season Four asked you on a date, would you say yes, friend zone him, or ignore him entirely?

Vicky, I asked you a question. I understand that you wouldn't date me. Would you at least be my friend? If not, you've made a powerful enemy.

This is a question for Bingo, Bongo, and Vicky, all together. You remember Are-Yay from Season 4, right? If he asked you out, would you date him, friend zone him, or ignore him?

You think we're sinful. You fight against our rights. You say we all lead lives you can't respect. But you're just frightened. You think that we'll corrupt your kids if our agenda goes unchecked. Funny, just this once you're correct.

Make sure to only use lead paint!

I know you're trying to save money this season, but you really should hire a second cameraman. Richie hasn't had a bathroom break since you went live.

I was joking about Lion King, but you better paint some animals, plus some happy villagers of all races.

Why does this daycare have no children? What did you do to them? Save the kids!

What rainforest is this? Amazon? Congo Basin? Daintree? Sundarbans? Valdivian? Tongass? Monteverde? Yasuni? Sinharaja? Kinabalu? Atlantic Forest? Borneo? New Guinea? Xishuangbanna? Tambopata? Corcovado? Danum Valley? Gunung Palung? Manu? Kakum?

Please paint my original character Kimba the Lion King on your wall. She's copyright friendly!

Please paint some copyrighted characters from Disney's Lion King on the wall.

If you are an Aryeh fan, you will go on the show and win for him.

Season 5 should be Survivor. 2 teams, one with season 4 cast one with new new people. When team lose, send some 1 home

I need an R-Yay fan to go on Season 5 and win in my honor. I need an R-Yay fan to go on Season 5 and win in my honor.

verify. I said "No, please don't bother them." And she's like "Procedure says we have to try."

previous employer, Fishnet Inc. I said it was a temporary gig that's over. They said they had to contact Fishnet to

As I was saying, I had an appointment to get my SNAP reinstated after it was cancelled in June. They asked me about my

Jet, now that I no you're here, I need you to no something: I no where you live. I have no qualms pooping on ur lawn.

If Freddy gets to be a freeloader on Season 5 and I don't, I'm going to make the holocaust look like a trip to WAL-MART.

I DEMAND TO BE IN SEASON FIVE. I SAVED MY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS. I NEED MONEY TO BUY A BITCOIN. I NO WHERE YOU LIVE JET

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Sharpfart, this is R-Yay. This TTS is all I can afford. Please, dance to Doctor Worm by They Might Be Giants for me.

Vecman, you can bring your sister back. Take some estrogen pills and put on a dress, and it will be like she never died.

Vecman, you can bring your sister back. glad lad out, and it will be like she never died.

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This is R-Yay. I ran out of toilet paper and had to use pages from the notebook you gave me. I hope it wasn't important.

This tts always ends. It doesn't go on, my frens. I typed it knowing what it was, and now I won't type it anymore becaus

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Slack. This is not Direnc. Do not pee. It will not turn me on.

This is R-Yay. Direnc didn't actually ask you to pee. I was doing a bit. Wish we got to hang longer!

If you pee for me, then I promise to show hole for you. I'll even let you touch hole.

Vivi doesn't turn me on as much as watching you pee did. Please do it again for me.

This is Direnc. Seeing you pee last night woke something in me. Please pee again for me.

Brookie, these people are just putting you through the ringer to make you stronger. We all love you.

Brookings rhymes with cookie because she is sweet. It also rhymes with nookie, because she is sexy.

It's not Seth. It's actually R-Yay. I'm fucking with Seth by shipping Angelina and Sharpfart. It makes his skin crawl.

This is Seth. I am giving my blessing as Angelina's closest friend and confidant for you to help her get that kiss.

This is Seth. Angelina wants a kiss from Sharpfart and is too shy to ask him. Please help my dear friend get that kiss.

I understand your anger. But it's really important to me that Sharpfart kisses Angelina.

Slack, this is R-Yay. I can guarantee you victory, but only if you can convince Angelina to kiss Sharpfart.

Angie, if making out with Sharpfart is too gross, you can make out with Chairy instead. That will make him extra jealous

Angie. This is R-Yay. Seth has been too shy to make a move. You can force him to make a move by kissing Sharpfart.

Why won't you answer my calls, play my song, or validate my existence? I cease to exist without your loving gaze.

Angie, this is R-Yay. Seth won't answer my calls anymore, or play my song. Please kiss Sharpfart to teach him a lesson.

This is R-Yay. I want Sharpfart to know that I'm on his side. He needs to seduce Angelica, as soon as possible.

Hey Ellie, you should totally kiss Sharpfart on the lips. It would piss Seth off so much and it would be funny.

Ellie claims to know what depression is but she also hates Evangelion. She is a tryhard poser pickme in need of SCATTACK

ELLIE KEEPS BEING MEAN TO ME JUST BECAUSE I SMEARED MY FECES IN HER HAIR, EVEN THOUGH SHE SCATTACKED ME FIRST.

This is R-Yay. I am ending my friendship with Ellie because she still likes Freddy after everything he's done.

Ellie, you are so hot in that popo uniform. I hope you find your ear buds so you can listen to me beat my meat to you.

Ellie, I loved you on season four. Did you ever find your earpods?

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SCATTACK.SCATTACK.IM FLINGING IT BACK.SCATTACK.SCATTACK.IM FLINGING IT BACK.SCATTACK.SCATTACK.IM FLINGING IT BACK.

SCATTACK.SCATTACK.IM FLINGING IT BACK.SCATTACK.SCATTACK.IM FLINGING IT BACK.SCATTACK.SCATTACK.IM FLINGING IT BACK.

You also need to put your fingers in my mouth. I demand domination, and if I do not receive, you will be SCATTACKED!

This is R-Yay. You left the mess hall before you could hear my last TTS. I demand that you crush my balls, wench.

You kicked a man in the balls and put ur fingers in his mouth. You must dominate me in that same manner, or I'll SCATTAK

Angelina, this is R-Yay. Why didn't you give ME a femdom session when we were in the house together, like you did today?

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Hot patootie bless my soul. I really love that rock n roll. Hot patootie bless my soul I really love that rock n roll.

on the radio. The saxophone was blowing on a rock n roll show. You climb in the backseat, really had a good time.

light came into my life. I thought I was divine. I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go and listen to the music

Whatever happened to Saturday night, when you dressed up and you felt alright? It don't seem the same since that cosmic

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RAPE THE LABUBU! RAPE THE LABUBU! RAPE THE LABUBU! RAPE THE LABUBU! RAPE THE LABUBU! RAPE THE LABUBU! RAPE THE LABUBU!

Every time King Doctor isn't on-screen, the sardines should all say, "Where's King Doctor? "Where's King Doctor?"

My hope is that the power of my semen will eventually bring her to life.

I masturbate once a year onto a piece of paper with Murdoch-Chan's face on it. I use the same sheet every year.

The only good cartoon ever made is Murdoch Murdoch. My favorite character is Murdoch-Chan. I save my sperm for her.

Stu Pickles is Tommy's dad. Drew Pickles is Angelica's gay dad, and Charlotte is his beard. Did you even watch Rugrats?

I want this room to be so fucking gay that Kalkalaka comes in and turns it from Sardine Tin into Conversion Therapy Tin.

Drew Pickles is the gayest man who ever lived. He is the leader of a gay gaybanger gang called the Barney Bunch.

If you can't wear the fursuit, you owe me some other form of Drew Pickles sexy swell time. Butt pong right now.

You should play Pong in this room. Use your butts as the paddles and a nice stinky turd as the puck. Poop back and forth

Tell us more about that toy you have. Give us a sales pitch. Why is this toy fun? Why should I let my kids play with it?

This is R-Yay. I am streaming this room. It only has 13 people on main, but I'm giving you an extra 21. FURSUIT FURSUIT.

Hey baby bro. Your suit isn't furry enough. You should wear a fursuit fursuit fursuit fursuit fursuit fursuit fursuit.

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This is Daniel. Wock them up. Wock them up. Wock them up. Wock them up. Wock them up. Wock them up. Wock them up.

It's a revenge party. A party that ends, with cute white boys getting locked up.

Hey baby bros. You look positively scrumptious. I'd love to meet you in the shower. Production, please lock them up.

I.I.I.I.I think that you should lock them up lock them up lock them up lock them up lock them up lock them up lock them

Mission report: The prisoners are not locked up. Lock them up. Lock them up. Lock them up. Lock them up. Lock them up.

LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP LOCK THEM UP

LOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUPLOKTHEMUP

Why aren't the prisoners in their cells, or tied together by ball and chain?

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They call me Doctor King. Good morning. How are you? I'm Doctor King. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor

ANSWER MY FUCKING CALL YOU RETARD. Preferably on Discord, but phone is fine too.

Doctor King needs to find my poop. Nobody else can be trusted to wield my Semitic stinkies. Not even Grizzway.

This is R-Yay. When I visited last week, I pooped in one of the cots. Find my turd and the power of Yah-Way is yours!

Hello Trish. I am R-Yay. I am the most famous Streamstar. Everyone loves me. You should suck up to me.

RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. RAWR EX DEE. NUZZLES WUZZLES

R-Yay again. Whether I do more video game streams depends on how this one goes. Let's see how the people feel. One hour.

This is R-Yay. I'm streaming Bully in an hour. I don't know how many more video game streams I'm gonna do.

THIS IS ARYEH. I AM SOYJACKING SO HARD RIGHT NOW. IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING AUDREY 2. FEED ME SEYMOUR! FEED ME ALL NIGHT LONG

If you want, can skip Origins and go straight to 3. Origins is a prequel about Giygas. Mother 3 is a sequel about Pokey.

You've never played Earthbound before? Okay. Here's advice: play Earthbound Origins next. Then, Mother 3.

Tay, those are the official lyrics to Pollyanna, the theme song of the Mother franchise. How do you not know that?

I BELIEVE IN SILVER LININGS AND THAT'S WHY I BELIEVE IN YOU. Oops, that's the wrong song. I meant to say MAGICAL TREVOR!

YOU MAY SAY I'M A FOOL. FEELING THIS WAY THAT I DO. YOU MAY CALL ME POLLYANNA, SAY I'M CRAZY AS A LOON.

I-I-I-I believe in roses kissed with dew. Why-why-why-why shouldn't I believe the same in you?

I believe the morning sun. Always gonna shine again, yeah. I believe a pot of gold. Waits at every rainbow's end, yeah.

Are TTS from the main site going through? Heil Giygas Heil Giygas Heil Giygas Heil Giygas Heil Giygas Heil Giygas

I would believe her. Binx, would you believe her?

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Hey Angelina, this is R-Yay. I'm thinking about going to the grocery store. Can I call into your stream from my car?

How would you feel if Seth threw up on you?

I'm sorry, Alex. I won't do this anymore. I love you.

Alex. I'm calling a truce. No more mass immigrations tonight.. after this next one.

You just admitted that you can't do basic math. You probably didn't finish high school. JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

If it takes 1 hour to bake a batch of cookies, & I have 15 ovens working 24 hours a day, how long to get 6 million cooki

My interpretation of the ending is that because Patrick is part of the one percent, he won't be held accountable.

I was busy, but I saw you watched American Psycho. What did you think of the movie? I appreciate its dark sense of humor

This is R-Yay. Me and Connor want to talk to you in a group call. Why are you making this so hard? It'll be kino content

Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack Scattack

Mmmm mmmm mmm. Sorry, I couldn't hear the stream. I was too busy sucking my own delicious penis.

Did you see my bulgy-wulgy during the cell? I assure you, it's thrice as big in person, and it tastes like candy.

I'm not hearing a "no", Betty. I know what that means. I'm going to pick you up at 8 tonight.

WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

This is Aryeh. Will you go out with me? If you say no, I'm going to play 12 more hours of Magical Trevor.

MAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVORMAGICALTREVOR

FUCK YOUR COUNTRY FUCK YOUR FLAG FUCK YOUR HERITAGE ALL THAT MATTERS IS MAGICAL TREVOR AND HIS LEATHERY LEATHERY WHIP

I CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING A HOLOCAUST DENIYNG bad guy SYMPATHIZER, BUT ONLY IF YOU PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO MAGICAL TREVOR

I've been playing Magical Trevor for a half hour and there are still 5 people watching. They are my strongest soldiers.

It's all your fault. You should've kept an eye on me using the spy cameras I installed in my house for you.

I wasn't in the room when you played Magical Trevor, so it doens't count. Now I have to stream it until 7pm.

18 viewers are currently experiencing Magical Trevor. Why don't you join them?

I have started the world's first 24/7 Magical Trevor livestream. Your time as top streamer is coming to an end.

She doesn't dig in her butt. She doesn't love Magical Trevor. She doesn't have pumpkins in her pockets. She is worthless

If you will not play Magical Trevor, I will ruin your birthday with his song, as well as pumpkins.

Hey baby bro. I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins I've

I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins.

I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins.

I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins in my pockets. I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins I've got pumpkins.

I forgot to use the NPC voice for the last two messages. Now I have to start the song over again! Okay, a one and a two

journey. What did he see in the parallel dimension? He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, oh beans

with a little flip. Yeah yeah yeah, the cow is back. Yeah yeah yeah, the cow is back. Back back, back from his magical

Everyone has seen that the trick is clever. Look at him there with his leathery leathery whip. It's made of magic, and

clever. Look at him now, disappearing a cow. Where is the cow? Hidden right now. Taking a bow is Magical Trevor

I left for a few minutes. Did I miss Magical Trevor? Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so cle

Cookie cat left his family behind. Cookie Cat is raping your mind! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Cookie cat is a cat for your tummy. Cookie cat is super duper yummy.

I love chicken nuggets. I love chicken jockeys. I love chocolate mans. I love chicken jockeys. I love chicken nuggets. I love chocolatiers. I love chocolate mans. LOVE!

WHY ARENT YOU DIGGIN IN YO BUTT TWIN? WHY ARENT YOU DIGGIN IN YO BUTT TWIN? WHY ARENT YOU DIGGIN IN YO BUTT TWIN?

I can't believe I was turned down by a femboy twink. I have no reason to ever leave my bedroom ever again. Goodbye 4 eva

Don't listen to what Burt says. I think you're very pretty and would like to scissor you with my stanky tuna cunt.

Hey baby bro. You're looking pretty handsome today. No hetero.

It's because those fishtokens were Mintstokens and are only usable on this site. They cannot be redeemed for real money.

Not gonna lie, I was coming into your stream to bully you and say how much better Mints is, but your song won me over!

Didn't care much for the Mean Girls musical, except this one song. 10/10 song, thank you for the performance!

Jimmy, add my ToonSync friend code after this cog.

Jimmy, how long have you been playing Toontown? I'm still in Donald's Dock, but I'd love to join you if I can.

This time I sent you a song from an adults-only musical called Assasins. I might stream the full thing sometime!

Burt, you call this little kid shit. Are only little kids allowed to have fun? That's what you seem to believe.

Did you pay for your own airfare and lodging, or did Matan?

I will never let you masturbate to completion. That would be degenerate. I am going to save your soul for Jesus Christ.

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Say "red leather yellow leather" 10 times fast without messing up, and you will unlock the secret of the grooves.

Seth, is it true that you're gonna try to get into acting? I think you're blacklisted from TV/movies, but stage could wo

Question one: Why do you have Hebrew on your shirt? Question two: When can I hang out in the background and drink beer?

BURT! ANSWER MY DISCORD CALL! I NEED YOU TO SETTLE SOMETHINHG FOR ME

It sounds like Madoken recorded me without my permission and sent it to you. Not a fan.

What are you watching? Why is there a picture of me? I can't start playing games with my friend if you're using me!

I've made 75 dollars today. Because you won't share, I am forced to use mass immigration.

Tay, how much money have you made today? Let me know so I can cry! MAKE ME CRY

MLK, why did you give that TTS to Tayleigh instead of me??? Fuck you! That would've been my 2 dollars and 50 cents!

You are making more money than me, just because you're a woman and don't watch cartoon dogs fuck. Capitalism is broken!

I appreciate your Mordecai and Rigby slippers. Are you excited for the Lost Tapes? P.S.: Start digging in yo' butt, twin

WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE THAT FISHTOY???? DON'T YOU WANT 200 TOKENS???????

The Chinese curse is finally over! What musicals do you know? How about Sweeney Todd?

What musicals are your favorite? I included a Sweeney Todd request in the fishtoys I sent you.

Are we still friends? Can we still stream in the future?

angelinachad is right. YOU ARE WEARING PANTS RIGHT NOW, YOU HYPOCRITE!

THIS TRAITOROUS BITCH IS STEALING MY AUDIENCE! I thought we were friends! You better make this up to me next week!

It is really funny to me how uncomfortable you look. You have such a horrified grimace on your face. You're a good sport

PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY SONG. PLAY MY

Autism is hereditary. Besides, you don't need to have real kids. You'll be the little girl to TJ's daddy dom.

I AM THE BIGGEST SPOON. TJ IS THE SMALLEST SPOON. YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE. HOW DOES THIS COMPROMISE WORK FOR YOU?

If TJ doesn't have a chance, neither do I. I'm going live now to eat an entire pizza and wash it down with vodka.

WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE SO BACK! WE ARE S

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

It's over now. I will no longer simp for you. I am now a Dirench simp. But after we get married, you can join our harem.

...I would've been there in a heartbeat. You broke my heart! How DARE YOU! J. J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.

Binx, why didn't you tell us you were going to El Salvador? I turned down my invitation, but if I knew you were going...

You are not allowed to give Direnc the green card. However, you are allowed to have sex with in our polycule.

Rachel, this is Aryeh. If this woman is interested in joining my harem, please add me to your call.

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I wasn't joking, Angela. I am going to poopy pie you when you least expect it. It's the only way you can be reedeemed.

I WILL POOP ON YOU! I WILL POOP ON YOU! I WILL POOP ON YOU! I WILL POOP ON YOU! I WILL POOP ON YOU! I WILL POOP ON YOU!

ANGELINA. YOU PLANNED TO POISON ME WITH LAXATIVES. IF I EVER MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE, I'M GOING TO POOP ALL OVER YOUR FACE

This is Aryeh. Please send me more cryptic TTS so that I can have fun trying to decipher them. J J J J J J J J J J J J J

My brother in Christ, I literally missed all the lore. I'm just asking for a quick rundown on what happened.

Where did RIPclan get this idea that you're trying to date Angelina? It didn't just come from nowhere, mofo.

Seth, I tried calling you on the phone today, but you were at work. Are you really trying to date Angelina?

Dirench. Do you know what an open marriage is? You can marry me and still have sex with anyone you want. It's legal.

ATTENTION EVERYONE. ARYEH WILL BE DOING A GROUPWATCH OF THE MOVIE FIXED, TONIGHT AT 5PM EST IN HIS DISCORD ONLY.

ATTENTION EVERYONE. ARYEH WILL BE DOING A GROUPWATCH OF THE MOVIE FIXED, TONIGHT AT 5PM EST IN HIS DISCORD ONLY.

Out of respect for my baby bro Aryeh, I withdraw my flirtatious comments. You gotta get your green card from him now.

BURT. DOING A SHAM GREEN CARD MARRIAGE TO DIRENC WAS MY IDEA. BACK OFF. YOU ALREADY FOUND YOUR HAPPINESS.

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This is Aryeh. I would've gone to El Salvadore if I knew you and TJ were there. But mostly if I knew you were there.

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Gay Guy Alert

ICE officers deport a mariachi band while they're still playing

Yucky diarrhea sounds coming out of my mouth

the musical Little Shop of Horrors

Poopy rapey

Sound of somebody peeing

Cheerleaders shouting "Brookie is beautiful"

An opera voice singing "Brookie is beautiful"

People having hot sweaty sex while shouting "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF" over and over

A crowd of people shouting "LOCK THEM UP" in unison, as loudly as possible

DIARRHEA INCREASING IN LOUDNESS EVERY HALF SECOND TO MAX VOLUME WITH REVERB

AIR RAID SIREN INCREASING IN LOUDNESS EVERY HALF SECOND TO MAX VOLUME WITH REVERB

The song "Doctor Worm" by They Might Be Giants, covered as accurately as possible

A political rally where everyone is shouting in unison "HEIL GIYGAS!" repeatedly.

An entire crowd of people shouting in unison "START DIGGIN' IN YO BUTT, TWIN" seven times in a row.

Farting to the tune of the Happy Birthday song

Air raid silens followed by an extremely loud nuclear explosion

Super loud projectile vomitting

Bugs Bunny laughing demonically

The loudest, most pained scream imaginable, sure to cause irreparable hearing loss

A man loudly pooping and laughing while a woman screams "Stop, Are-Yay, Stop!"

A German man farting inside a gas chamber as a woman coughs and suffocates

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An adorable precious toddler shouting "kill all the gays and the faggots" repeatedly.

An angry black man shouting "ooga booga" and an angry Asian man shouting "ching chong" back and forth at each other