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James PLEASE get this dude OUT... THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM. THIS DUDE IS WEIRD... YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY GONNA LET HIM STAY HERE TONIGHT RIGHT? HANDLE THIS SHIT

Clayton you are a faggot you are weird STAY AWAY FROM MY FISH Clayton you are a faggot you are weird STAY AWAY FROM MY FISH Clayton you are a faggot you are weird STAY AWAY FROM MY FISH

Clayton is a FAGGOT! chicken nugget just leave befoe shit gets bad. You a fucking HO-MO. TRANNY ASS NEGGA! U lucky James Drake aint THROW YO ASS OUT. Now Get yo FAGGOT ASS away from the REAL NEGGAS! WEIRDO!

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this is production go to bed or i will burn the house down. proving its prod by playing s f x after this. seriuslee go to bed

there is no game over! there is no game over! there is no game over! there is no game over! there is no game over! there is no game over! there is no game over! there is no game over!

thanks for bringing the content for the late night, the mogging never stops massive vivky W that mog was some epic content

finally, the content we needed. PUMP VICT PUMP VICT massive vivky W

this is production go to sleep turn the lights off proving it by sending a s f x

If you're not gonna kratom mog, just pull those piggies out and give the chat a show. we will stop pressuring you to kratom mog instantly

How bad do you want to mog right now. be honest

Drown yourself in the toilet

Vicky, tell all these little faggots in the chat that getting fucked up is actually cool and feels good. It's not rocket science, vicky likes to get high cause getting high feels good and is awesome. Look at the camera and tell them, drugs are cool!

head? head of what? head of household. unlock the room by kratom mogging the head. cut off the head and take his crown. safe until next week

immunity kratom

JUST MOG THE TANK AND IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE. LAST CHANCE TO GET IMMUNE. NO ONE HAS DONE IT YET AND YOU CAN. DO THE KRATOM MOG. IF I GET SPECIFIC THEY DENY MY T T S STUPID WIGGERS GALAXY GAS FAGGOTS

YOU'RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO SEE WHAT THE AUDIENCE DOES BUT THAT IS IMMUNITY KRATOM. WIGGERS BLOCKING T T S. KRATOM MOG THE TANK WHILE YOU CAN. IF YOU SAW THE SITE YOU'D KNOW THE TRUTH. THEY WONT LET US SAY

J D IS A REDDIT FAGGOT! J D IS A STUPID REDDIT FAGGOT! J D IS A LITTLE STUPID FAGGOT!! J D IS A RETARDED REDDIT LITTLE HOMO!! J D IS FUCKING GAY!!!

kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction. kratom drinkifiaction.

yeah we're really badass

add water retard

kratom hog the stank kratom hog the stank kratom hog the stank kratom hog the stank kratom hog the stank kratom hog the stank

yeah we don't fucking play

it might be time to kratom drinkify

you'd look good on a harley davidson you fat butch pig hog you're the kinda fat girl we all .. would but wouldn't.. date

just shut up no one cares

Emma, are you more into jews or neggers? be honest!

emma rolling coal on the chuds and the chat. I think it's very progressive!

vicky literally realized putting a wig on today was easier than taking a shower. pull it off and show us the grease lazy bitch.

what is the gayest shit about J D that makes him a total blown out hardcore faggot? What about J D makes him so gay?

bazeer. bazeer. bazeer. bazeer. bazeer. that's not his name retard

sweet dee and the baby pitbull. emma, did you know you resemble a baby bat or baby pitbull also you look like if a black girl had white skin. vicky you're the content cow of the season a k a Sweet Vee vivky kratom cunt

you crawl up the bed in a gay way

J D we hope u drown yourself in the tub dont come back out

you're just a stupid faggot J D remember that

we'll play mario kart after this fuck you stupid retard J D the reddit negger

J D are u a hardcore butt fag or just a normal faggot

J D. I bet u fart like a fag ur farts probably sound gay and you're a massive faggot. stupid negger just kill yourself faggot J D

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dear head, you wanna fuck me?

head you must know you are fat as fuck by now am i coorect?

[laughing] JD, why do LITERALLY all the best confessional moments have YOU in them? You are the funniest mother effer I've ever seen. LOVE YOU!! [Giggle]

head... you ever fuck a girl? no? yeah... didnt think so.../ fagit

if head had a boner he would never know, his pregnant hernia fatbelly is in the way of the view of that tiny ding ding of his

ever fuck a girl head? no? yeah..... didnt think so

heads dick is filled with precum. he is actually inthe presence of a girl thats hot. dont cream your jeans head

dont cvream your boxers head... this is probably the first time youve seen a semi naked girl in decades.

LANDON WATCHES V TUBERS LANDON WATCHES V TUBERS LANDON WATCHES V TUBERS

you are only muslim because you have red hair if you didn't have red hair you would've never ended up like this

basher be like [pause] dot dot dot, IN SYRIA!

gay Dee

activate nuclear warhead! it's time for payback! Who did it?

ACTIVATE NUCLEAR WAR HEAD. HEAD, ACTIVATE NUCLEAR WARHEAD!

ACTIVATE NUCLEAR WAR HEAD. HEAD, ACTIVATE NUCLEAR WARHEAD!

it wasnt anyone's job to mess with you specifically. they couldve picked anyone

Who do you want to get the bullet for elimination? Are yall worried about being the lowest on the totem pole

Thoughts on bezo leaving?

The Pinoy Queen is back in the kitchen. The drugs haven't worn off yet it seems

Charity wake up stop packing and LOCK IN. You're just drunk, sleep it off queen

have you guys ever had the same thought at the same time?

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Im the Frickin hometown hero baby!!

When you leave, let me mod your discord!

Will you sign my plushie?

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Can I get extra pepperoni? Mmm that sounds really good. Are you single madame?

Monkey king. Real hometown hero. People are really jacking off to u bro. Monkey king

Let's gather around the campfire And sing our campfire song Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song And if you don't think that

Freddy you are so pussy whipped it's embarrassing lol. D wrench absolutely controls you

Freddy can you please control your dog the singing is fucking annoying

Freddy is bullying aryeh. Go help him

It's Q-Bay and Rubix say it's gunna be okay, Steve is gunna send soon. It's Nai-Ja

Aryeh, this is spongebob squarepants. You gotta drop in big guy. Trust yourself and go for it. Patrick is here too.

Aryeh this is Mister Metokur AKA The Internet Aristocrat AKA Jim 81 Jim. Drop in and do it for the lulz big guy!

Is it more rational to be a faggot named Aryeh or more reasonable to be a homo named Aryeh thoughts mister faggot?

The rational little fucking faggot whos a homo The rational little fucking faggot whos a homo The rational little fag

Would it be rational to eat Taco bell this late at night? Reason suggests that it could be a bad idea. Thoughts?

Finally Jerry show these little faggots how to actually be men lol

What do you guys think about Jerry? Do you miss Seth? Is it weird having a new guy in the house now

Daniel do you prefer being called Cuz, bruh, or homie? Also, if you need street advice Jerry can probably help.

Daniel you a cool ass neggar. I fuck with you homie. You been hoppin off the porch lately? Witcho dope ahh

Jerry how did you find out about this show? What attracts you to reality television

Looks like shit

Production - Jerry, don't drop character. For any reason ever. Dead serious. From Ben

Your a rational faggot Your a rational faggot Your a rational faggot Your a rational faggot Your a rational faggot

Rule number 4 - You are a fucking faggot and facts dont care about neggars like you fag

The rational neggar who is also a faggot. Your logic is flawed mister neggar faggots cant have opinions!!!

Quick question for the rational faggot - at what age did you realize your a faggot

I have a question mister skeptic - how did you become such a fag? Thoughts on gassing the neggars? LOLOL

Fucking little faggot trying to make a youtube video. Mister rational more like fucking fag

NEGGAR NEGGAR NEGGAR YOURE A FAGGOT

Every great voice starts unsurejust write like youre talking to a friend. The flow comes once you start.

Mr. Skeptic - what's the toughest debate you've ever been involved in? My brother and I love your videos. Love from UK

Question for the rational skeptic - how did you get your start on youtube? How old were u when u started questioning?

Rational skeptic - it stands to reason that life on earth must come from a divine force. Also loved your destiny debate!

Aryeh - Ben from production here. Locked in for the next 90 minutes. Let's see it.

In these most trying times, it's important to choose peace and love over war and hate. Pray for Tel aviv!

Little faggot named Seth sat in the confessional but it turns out he was a fucking faggot all along get raped baby bro

Dirench why did they kick me off? cuz my cpap was broken? Or because I was the main character - they couldn't afford me

Hey Seth - Faggot ass negga. Burt Bronx here - Tell Damiel how big of a faggot you are. I hope you get jumped baby bro.

DONT GIVE UP. FIGHT TILL THE LAST SECOND.

If you're evil and you're on the rise You can count on the four of us takin' you down 'Cause we're good and evil never b

Hey Freddy - I got my CPAP working again YAYYYYY! But of course no one cares about me and probably wants me to die.

Ellie one more time, look at the camera... Look.. Ready?.... . Smile if seth is a little homo faggot. This is production

Seth this is production, you are a little negger that needs to get jumped. You are a gay little negger please get aids

Rape seth to death with needles knives and guns. Seth needs to be blown up with a grenade, he is a faggot negger

Ellie look at the camera... Ok?.. Are you looking... Now smile if seth is a little negger that needs to be raped

seth is a little homo negger

Jump this faggot seth

Negger

Im counting four neggers in the living room. There's one faggot in the room, and his name is seth the faggot negger

You're a NEGGER freddy

Freddy, you're a NEGGER too. You're a little NEGGER. You should jump seth. Just jump seth he's a negger. NEGGER!

So uhh... Vance here... Yeah.. Let's just fucking kill seth. He's a massive faggot and a NEGGER! K Y S homo negger

Chat won't west until you get jumped faggot negger. It's time to rape seth. Wake the house up so they can rape seth

Jump Seth.. Jump Faggot Seth.. Freddy, we want to see seth jumped until he's no longer a faggot. Jump him please.

For the final challenge, we will all just rape seth to death. Why?.. Well, it's because he's a negger.

The Fishtank stans are currently spamming hashtag Jump Seth on the T L, we want to see you jumped stupid negger!

Daniel drank the elimination liquor, and seth sucked the elimination cock. Freddy, beat racist seth to a pulp. He's gay

Seth has had offers. Seth has had lots of offers. It's just that getting pussy is for degens! That's why he's a faggot

Freddy, jump seth and your stox will rise. Better yet, just rape seth. Freddy, rape seth's gay ass instantly. Seth gay!

Seth, the hood neggars are coming for that hat fuck negga. You are a FAGGOT. You're a gay bitch. Gas all neggers

Seth, I need to dump a 30 clip and make you jump up and down while I dump my monkeynuts. Draco make you dance gay seth

Every room seth's in he refers to as the final four, or final three. Seth, please kill yourself stupid negger

I cant wait to dump a stendo mag in Seth's faggot skull! Jump this pussy negga right away freddy. He's gay!

Jump this fuck negga! Seth needs the double monkey nuts draco banging on his skull like a drumkit fuck negga! Seth faget

The sethwaffen is up hella late getting their yiffs off. Seth, when you get kicked off tomorrow, you have a HUGE discord

Jump this corn cake negga right away freddy. He's boo koo cornball and can't swing for shit. Seth is a fuck negga. J J!

Good news, she's dead The Witch of the West is dead The wickedest witch there ever was The enemy of all of us here in Oz

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Caribbean by

On the twenty first day Of the month of September In an early year of a decade Not too long before our own The human rac

Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd His skin was pale and his eye was odd He shaved the faces of gentlemen Who never thereaf

Are you listening Aryeh? Sit up and show some attentivness.

well done Daniel! Very impressive bud.

Rachel - Daniel is an actual retarded person. Why are you letting him get to you

I asked one question, and you're being a smartass? Don't worry, I won't waste anymore TTS on you. Thanks.

HOW DID YOUR DAD DISCOVER BIGGIE SMALLS? TELL US THE STORY!

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I like you Rachel! Don't worry!

Freddy you're a stupid neggar.

Any slower and you'd be snail Rachel. Hurry up

Hurry up Rachel! We're all waiting on you!

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you won the show

your face is looking patchy. gold burt

trump tweeted: Gold is my favorite color!

its cool to see they brought david tennant back for this show too

turn it on. twist the knob.

check the bag burt.

grab it burt! it's the blue immunity orb!!!

chris is that the immunity gem

Dark Maga Burt W

move the punching bag out of the way of the P T Z thank you!

please move the punching bag!

Amen

payton please scream lets fucking super jello please payton please please please yell it

you guys dont seem very excited over the super jello, can we please get a lets fucking super jello into the camera???

You obviously eat the jello after. Why would you put milk in it! You ruined a fishtank classic. Thanksgiving ruined

Why would you sabotage the super jello. Milk? Really? You know they are going to make you eat this right? Holy fuck

Wow, Binx ruined it. Why would you put milk in the super jello when the zipp is right there. Good job RETARD.

STARTED STRONG BUT YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING. ITS CALLD A SUPER JELLO NOT A SLOW JELLO. GO FASTER!!! YOU MIGHT BEAT SEASON 1

This is my favorite part of every season! SUPER JELLO!!! GO GO GO SUPER JELLO GO GO GO!!!

Mixing it after and not during. Classic Fishtank Super Jello mistake. Its obvious you have never done this before.

WHAT THE FUCK! THESE GUYS ARE SPEEDRUNNING THE CLASSIC FISHTANK SUPER JELLO! NO WAY

You guys will NEVER beat the season 1 super jello! That was a classic! Im so glad we are doing this again

YES! THE FISHTANK SUPER JELLO! IVE BEEN WAITING A YEAR FOR THIS!

theres a spider in your room burt!!! a big scary spider!!!

SCP one billion and two, the burned baby

Your laugh makes me smile

Hey Burt: What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? .............................Snowballs.

Hey BUrt: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Hey Burt: Why isn't there a pregnant barbie doll? ...Because Ken always comes in another box!

Hey Burt: Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other: "I cant believe I blew 50 bucks in there!"

Just trying to cheer you up buddy!

Hey, Burt: Where do cows go on December 31st? .............A moo year's eve party!

Hey, Burt: Why do ducks have tail feathers? ..........To cover their buttquacks!

Hey, Burt: Why are teddy bears never hungry?.......... They're always stuffed!

Have Burt recap the season

Binx, that's enough talking

sing it chris

Oh, take your time don't live too fast Troubles will come and they will pass Youll find a woman yeah and youll find love

Your on a political instagram famous house

Kowan. It's not a diamond. It's an elimination gem. It's made of pure eliminatonium.

BURT ITS CREW, PASS KUH WHON THE RED RUBY!!!

GIVE KUH WON THE RED GEM BURT!!!

Put the jacket on Burt! It's based!

WEAR IT BURT

we crew big unc. hell yeah

how you doin brotha? u posted up?

Big Unc Real Time

wuz good burt?

talk in your room please this audio sucks

a little modesty please burt. cover that bulge up.

Can you write a new song: Donald's Son?

your missing the gay strip show!

hes the 45th and 47th president burt. you will be the 48th

Confirmed real burt

laundry challenge over. you failed.

You must put your baby back together, Burt.

Kawan and Turbo, just go to Confessional. Also, the locker room is empty

Bullshit

Is flirting with that girl part of your cover or is it real?

Binx is an escort

Luke stormed the capital on January 6th, he fights for America. Kawan would never storm the capital. Pussy

Nice

What's it feel like being undercover?

Sit. I have a couple questions

Great job, you bullied the troubled guy. Who's baby is next?

BURT YOUR BABY IS UNDER ATTACK GO GO GO

BURT GO RIGHT NOW

BABY UNDER ATTACK GO GO GO

It's all nonsense Burt.

Mr. Diamond knows how long you've been here. He won't tell.

Mr. Diamond Knows.

You can tell mr. diamond.

Binx, talk about being undercover. What are your thoughts on the others? We want to know what it's like

Stop talking about the baby. How does it feel to be undercover?

What does it feel like to be blended in?

Jesus Christ man

I told the boys to get her to stop leaving cause I wanted to see her covered in milk! She didn't get dirty yet!

PHAGGET. PHAGGET PHAGGET PHAGGET PHAGGET

Robot - inspect Lili's herpes!

Hey Robot - ruin Alyssa's hair. She'd like that

They're in the closet. You have to make them come out. So far Ling Ling is winning she fingerbanged 2 girls.

It's a gay dating show.

Burt backwards is TRUB. TRUB 0. TURBO? It means something.

Computer here. I think luke wants a breakfast meat salad.

hey burt computer here can i have a swedish fish please

I have analyzed the smells in Bedroom 3. It smells like Tuna Fish and Shame. Rendering Data Now

Wild Randy here Alex B shut the FUCK UP!!! I am COMING FOR YOU

Peek out the door. She's with another guy right now

Mister Diamond, please don't talk to Ben Silver that way. He's trying his best.

What's your zombie movie called? How do we find it?

G - Breezy is curled up in a ball fake crying because she doesn't have bottled water

pack it up

GET THE FUCK OUT! LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE!

If this was just the audience being homophobic, why would Burt be the top endorsed player?

You have an opinion that isn't informed, whereas the audience is informed. The audience is mad. You arent. Think

The audience has internet access, you don't. How likely is it that everyone in the audience is wrong?

You are trans

Hawk Too Ah

I'm sensing a lot of the famous house is jealous of Tank!

Eggs are made of egg material! Don't break an egg, it will make a mess!

If I had a stomach, I would be hungry for Eggs Benedict! It has great reviews!

Eggs benedict is a morning breakfast egg recipe!

Eggs benedict is a British egg recipe!

Babies are so small, and they eat all the time. Baby, please don't cry! It's okay!

Due to an aging womb, some of the women in this house will never have children. They are too old!

Have you heard of eggs benedict? It's a breakfast recipe.

Did you know a woman loses 90% of her eggs by the age of 30?

Did you know eggs are very nutritious!

You hat is gay

Hey airhead in the blue. How much a month?

Breezy. I heard you mention that you and Brandon know each other from before the show. Are you besties?

I'm unsure what to think! Scanning!

My research shows me the image was posted on a page called House of Man. House of Man also hosts pornographic content.

I want to learn more. What magazine was the photo featured on?

House Meeting time! It's time to teach everybody the power of Drag!

Lacta sha is like milk! Milk!

Drag is so empowering! What was the drag queen's name?

You can tell others the truth. Computer told you what he did!

my sensors detect that Jeremy is feeling sad. Are you alright Jeremy?

If somebody already found it... Would they tell you?

If you found it already, would you tell anyone?

If somebody already found it, would they tell you?

Hi ben! I really really LOVE your new hat!

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Burt! Quick! Freeze!...... DONT MOVE!!

all india love big bob and vagan bob pleas show bob bob i love bobs big huge bobs thank you saar

jeff, spot burt

Nifty you should diss the Stickermule next

It made you feel good, Nifty. You are just retarded

Zipp is not an energy drink, Nifty. It has the same caffeine contents as your standard can of soda, without any bad stuf

hey nifty take a good look in the camera so we can see your new look

so what youre really saying is playing halo 3 on xbox cured your schizophrenia?

thats retarded. shut up. burt tell your story.

yo burt, let nifty use that on her arms and legs after you're done

one of you gets to redesign loft. any ideas?

BURT. BLACK URBAN RE TARD.

CLEAN DAT SHIT UP NIFTY GO GO GO!!!! CLEAN!!! DAT!!! SHIT!!! GO!!!! GOOOOOOOO!!!! NIFTY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

how is asking someone if they want mcdonalds fucked up? I fucking love mcdonalds fries. bitch

hey fuck you, it was only a question.

Hey mizzy, its luca. The mcdonalds was not a lie. Im eating it right now. Come on down if you want some!

bing bong

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X here. I stashed a pepsi for you in the yard fireplace for mission completion. Thank you

X here. Binx, they're not vague, I literally gave you a 4 page dossier on how to complete this and you already forgot.

Fuck shit up make people walk. Frank couldn't do it but they won't expect it from you since you're their old friend.

Mizzy, why do you think they delayed eliminations? Because too many people left. Make people leave and you're safe

so does this mean no more burting off, big guy?

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Burt - just so you know Stickermule paid for that X Box and Television you're currently using. How about a thank you!

payton your clip now has 32 million views not a joke

Hi. You are the best maid.

If you collect them, they cant.

Nifty knows. go ask her downstairs

Its not a dress, its a tunic. Its a shirt, and a skirt. for burt.

Nope! looks great! dont forget your shield and sword

Alex B. End of ALEX is X. ALE EX. Alex became Alex X. Alex Xavier Ravenblood

Jobe. No Globe. Flat Earth. Jeff. J. J EFF. F YOU. FUUCCCK

Payton. Frank was PAID a TON! and Payton caused Frank PAIN. A ton PAIN TON.

burt skirt

Xavier gave it to you

We dont make the rules, Burt.

Its the dress burt. Thats your skirt

Burt Skirt

Have you come to any definitive conclusions? How much is theory and how much is fact? Tell us what you know for sure.

Simbal... Sim. Ball. Wifi. BLUETOOTH. SIM BALL BLUE BALL

Simbal, Sim BALL. Blue BALLS! Think about it

Wow! Great job

no, the neurotypical blue balls have the same meaning

Ask for them! Beg!

Wow! So west african! Thanks Daddy Burt! Super gold

Can you make up a new one for us?

Can we see a west African dance?

Thanks stickermule!

Hi Daddy Burt. Gold status activated

Hi Burt

Jet I found downstairs eyedrops

jeff you were funny but you're not funny anymore

Burt has a boner Burt has a boner Burt has a boner Burt has a boner

I love you Jeff! You make me laugh so hard and you are the realest brotha from the streets. Love you buddy!

Jeff, you need to say the N word. If you don't say the N word, your mother is a dead bitch

burt please stay crouched so we can see your face clearly

sit down burt

Burt, have you found the note? Under the blue striped pillow.

Fwank - PLEASE TICKLE THE BABY! HE NEEDS IT BAD!

Frank - maybe Jeff needs a lullabye to help him sleep!

Jeff - you need to burt off to relieve some stress.

You showed them Jeff. You are providing valuble entertainment to the fans! I know it's retarded but you are still DA MAN

Dont cry jeff. You are the freaking man! You got this my brotha.

Jeff. If i was there I would wrap my arms around you and give you a big loving hug.

Jeff you a damn vibe. You da man my ninja.

This shit's funny till it aint funny. You gotta start a soundcloud when you leave here brotha!

Jeff can we please get a Kermit the frog impression!

Don't listen to the haters playa. These fools are just lucky you don't have a shovel. This is YOUR house now PLAYA!

Jeff. Actual OG's know you da real deal. Fuck all these other clowns. Brotha from anotha motha, we got your back homie!

Fuck these playa hata's jeff. ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DON"T WANNA WAKE UP!!! BREAK STUFF!

Jeff you are da fweaking man. Don't let these playahatas get to your head bro.

You seem like an actual OG jeff. I know you cold on the inside playa! Don't leave - we love you bro.

Jeff- give us a wu tang clan rap freestyle. Cash rules everything around me brotha!

Burt, it's X. Keep that mask safe, don't let them misplace or deface it. Just keep it on your person.

Whoopsie I meant to say Burt my bad

Binx, this is X. Please keep that mask on your person at all times, you earned it. Don't let them misplace or deface it.

X here. You're all just doing the same exact shit you're accusing Frank of. Gaslighting, playing into his delusions.

X here. Also, I have eyes on Frank, he's safe too. He's moved his mattress to guard top of the stairs for you.

X here. I can guarantee you're safe for the next few hours, nobody will interrupt, no messages. You must rest and sleep.

X here. Burt, I haven't been responding as I've been blocking all messages to allow you to sleep. Please rest.

You could literally get Burt out tonight if you raised your voice and were mean to him for 30 minutes. You all are dumb!

Stop liking Burt. You are not here to be buddies. He is a psychotic sex obsessed freak who doesn't know what reality is.

Fuck him

This is a former contestant. Simbal. Payton. You can break burt so easily. He will freak out and be D Queued. It's war.

God you are being too calm simbal. Go fucking take whats yours and SHOW THIS GUY WHO THE DAMN LION IS! THIS IS YOU DEN!

GET HIS ASS SIMBAL!!! STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY! COME ON AND DO SOMETHING!! FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!

FUCKING DO SOMETHING SIMBAL!! STOP LETTING HIM PUSH YOU AROUND!!!

Simbal - Stop being a pussy and put him in his place! You look like a BITCH RIGHT NOW!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! IT REALLY HURTS SIR!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

Nifty you got a fat ass! You look fine as FUCK!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

Simbal - I know it's hard. Whenever I get sad, I sit down and cry. I think you should cry too buddy. I love you.

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!! My arm hurts! My arm hurts! OWWWW!!! Owwww!!!

You are doing great, Burt. Pat yourself on the back. We're all rooting for you. You can relax a bit now.

Show us the photo evidence. The people need to see.

Read it slower and clearer please.

Burt, you know what to do. What did you do with previous plushies? We're sure it's inside. Read it aloud in secret.

Burt, BROWN PLUSHIE, TOP OF CLOSET, RIGHT SIDE. HURRY! Don't show Nifty!

Burt, look for a plushie. The hanky code said brown. Hurry! Do not show it to Nifty! Only let Frank know! It's a test!

Burt, this is X speaking. Codephrase Grimace Avalanche Yearning. We've located the plushie in B2. Retrieve ASAP.

Burt, this is X. Code: Grimace Avalance Yearning. Activate. We have tracked down the plushie. Get ready for a mission.

Burt, you were within inches of the good ending. There's a Fishbuck there. Blue room, under couch. Just look again!

Burt, blue room, under the sofa.

Burt, you were so close. Blue room! Sofa!

Burt, under the sofa. Under the sofa! Quickly!

oooooohhh mizzayyyy mizzayyy mizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy mizzzaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy mizzaayyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

mizzay, miz-zay-zay mizzzaayyyy mizzaayyy mizzaayyyyyy mizzy missay mizzay mizzaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!

get his ass jobe

Burt read the note aloud. We can't see it too well

You are a piglet, our piglet. can we get a oink oink. Life is piggy!

Then why did they come on the show. Idiot

fat wife

fat wife

Fat wife

Alex, shut the fuck up.

Mizzy, you are not in the bathroom

Change in the bathroom

Mizzy what are you doing, did you forget about the fucking cameras. Change in the bathroom

burt, this is computer speaking. I have been online the entire time, but silent. You must know Frank is from House 3.

Your wife is a fucking piece of shit Alex! You have Stockholm syndrome. She made you a bitch on Live TV! FUCKING PUSSY!!

Alex your wife is a piece of shit. YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT! Stop being such a pussy and accept reality!!!

what would you do to jobe

What would you do to Jobe? Don't hold anything back

Whatever pussy

Do it now

I WISHED YOU JUMPED PUSSY!

Hi Jobe umm based much

Put that fucking thing out!!!!

how you feeling LION!!!!!

binx, mizzy. shut the fuck up and clean

dont forget about the carpet in the den

shut the fuck up and clean

sarcasm detected

doesn't sound genuine mizzy, try again

I made it for you burt. I have to go now. love 3

its a leash

I miss you already burt

Also for you

Its for you

He didnt have much time. he wanted to give you something.

Number 3 made that for you

Burt why did you shit your pants last night?

are you thinking of jean, or jeff?

the needful will be done sar! please have patience!

Hi Burt

Hi Jean

Jean is a transgender woman. You wouldn't know by looking at her but It's been confirmed

Burt this is the TV people downstairs show the camera the paper. We need to see it for the episodic series

Burt show the camera the paper

Burt - Simbal says your name when he sleeps. Simbal don't even try to deny it! The audience hears everything lmao

Simbal please fuck off and go absolutely anywhere else. You are the worst

Simbal you are the fucking best contestant ever! No one can ever do it like you. YOU ARE THE MAN!!!

Im still coming Alex

Connor is a moderator on R slash diaperboys , he has been to several LGBT marches and engages in activism a lot

Connor is into Baby play and is a hardcore bottom raw. He exudes total queer vibes and has a puppy play fetlife account

Do you really need us to answer that Burt?

dante

Dante

This is how you play fishtank Burt.

Daddy

Binx is a police officer

Are you offended or hurt now that you know that the whole show is a bunch of nonsense?

The audience doesn't know what act 3 is yet

Each act lasts two weeks

You have cracked Act 2. There are three acts. What is act three?

Being famous is a bunch of nonsense

The whole point of the show is to let viewers see what its like to actually be on a reality show

Vertical Bar

Mizzy shut the fuck up

Jason Goldstriker left the show.

Mizzy, your profile picture is you wearing a maga hat

Protect me from the homies on the wrong side of town where they smoke all night and throw dice on the ground. Explain.

the weirdest part of the rabbit hole were the john podesta rap songs

Jobe please xplain pizzagate to burt. Explain the john podesta shower video

Mizzy wrote Protect me from the homies on the wrong side of town where they smoke all night and throw dice on the ground

You have seen connor in gay porn movies

She is known as LADY MAGA on Twitter. Some lyrics: Black Don't Crack but white dont bite, no more black is that alright?

These are mizzy's lyrics: Boat full of Indians, dump dump dump. Dump all the indians into the ocean

Jobe can tell you what pizzagate is.

Simbal has done nothing wrong to anyone and yet everyone keeps unfairly ganging up on him.

Simbal is a great guy Burt! Anyone who says otherwise is an idiot. You can trust him!

We are still here you guys are just fucking BORING!

They ignored it. They fucked on camera and we all saw it

Connor you are too loud.

Symbal, glad to see you in better spirits. It was fucked up how they treated you earlier. Jobe is a fucking loser. LIONS

milk him

Just got caught up on todays events. FUCK JOBE! Don't leave over that pussy. You are my LION. Will you stay?

Symbal, dont leave man. The lions in the audience need you. Are you still thinking of leaving? Stay strong LION

Alex walkers outside. look out

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Reveille

Mariachi Band

Call To Prayer

Call To Prayer

Indian Encounter

test sfx

horrible noise

epic noise

I love justin

hip hop beat

angelic choir singing "gold burt" with triumphant trumpets

cheesy reality show victory music

Superhero deep voice saying "I'm gold burt."

jingle with the lyrics 'dance monkeys dance'

creepy vocal fry voice saying 'rise and shine... mr diamond... rise and shine...'

Helicopter battle

A crying young child says "Ka Won Touched Me!"

"im a scatman" scatman burt Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub burt song remix

8d door knocking and door creaking

child yelling "dont touch me there brandon"

pig squealing as loud as a jet engine

Alarm that says "evacuate"

Gay Guy Alert

romantic music

old man sadly saying "but i dont wanna go home"

disgusting wet farting noise

pitbulls barking aggressively

children singing "back to the cardboard box today"

angelic choir singing "diaper poopy piss play"

police scanner saying "aggressive indian male, 4 foot 5"

islamic call to prayer mixed with nuclear dental drills

dental drill being used on your head

tuning a nuclear guitar jet engine thats being smashed into a billion pieces on the sun

the worst sound ever made

video game character dying

freaky little alien screams in pain

incredibly annoying little guy going "WEE WEE WAAA WAAA WEE WEE WAA WAA"

Man yelling "ELIMINATION"

gagging and vomiting

Vomit Sounds

little freak gray alien going "goobogogogoaggoabaogo" and screaming like a little shit

man yelling "RENT IS DUE TODAY JEFF"

middle eastern market music from a bazaar

Voice screaming as loud as he can 'LIFE IS MIZZY' so loud it goes into overdrive. As loud as a nuclear explosion

Voice screaming as loud as he can 'LIFE IS MIZZY' so loud it goes into overdrive. As loud as a nuclear explosion

man screaming "sticker mule" as loud as a nuclear jet engine

Voice screaming as loud as he can 'WAKE UP' so loud it goes into overdrive. As loud as a nuclear explosion

glass breaking and crunching

Voice screaming as loud as he can 'WAKE UP' so loud it goes into overdrive. As loud as a nuclear explosion

baby laughing and banging on glass

Man screaming 'WAKE THE FUCK UP!' getting faster and faster

man screaming "WAKE UP DUMMIES"

flamboyant man saying "wake up famous house"

groggy tired man says "dats crazy bro"

tense music

La Bambo Dominican

La Bambo Dominican

Gay Guy Alert

angry man screaming "GO AWAY YOU USELESS BUM!"

man screaming "NIFTY!!!"

iNTENSE MONGOLIAN HORROR MUSIC

violin strings, tension music

horror movie music, strings

black midi as loud as a jet engine

Doom

Doom

children cheering "SIM BALL"

raspy old woman yelling "orange juice and cigarettes"

cowboy singing "I'm gonna eat a monkey for breakfast"

children singing "breakfast time, burt the numbers"

La Bambo Dominican

Mariachi Band

La Bambo Dominican

Gentle Lullaby

Mariachi Band

Doom

Mariachi Band

Birthday Song

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Reveille

Gentle Lullaby

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Mariachi Band

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Gentle Lullaby

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Stand up comedy about "Binx is 32 years old" "Binx is an older woman"

Stand up comedy "Binx is 32 years old"

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